Real eyes, Realise, Real lies

You’ll have to tell them you quit. I mean, what are you really doing down there anyway?

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You’ll be better off in Leicester where I can keep and eye on you and you can get a job

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—	Things my dad likes to say

You ungrateful piece of shit! Your not capable of looking after yourself.

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—	Things my dad likes to say

I want him out of London for his own safety

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—	Things that my dad likes to say

“Didn’t you hear the puppets?!? Demons are coming to rape our skulls!!!”

falconeggsandrocks:

shollister:

beyond relevant to my life right now

Oh my God

What I do on nights out…

Alex: Have a VS, they come in loads of colours.

Me: Ok, I’ll have a purple VS please.

Bartender: we don’t do purple, you can have red, blue, yellow or white.

*A while later after many drinks*

Me: Give me a red VS and a blue VS AND I’LL MAKE MY OWN FUCKING PURPLE!!!

Bartender: 0.o

What Tumblr can do to you

Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarted seal?

amazinglisahowsweetthesound:

Mostly every time.

Question: You’ve been on two hugely popular drama series, ‘Six Feet Under’ and ‘Dexter’. What do you do to lighten the mood after days playing such serious characters? Michael C. Hall: I usually just go home and take off all my clothes… and put hot candle wax over the whole body. And then I like burst out of it when it dries, and that’s sort of my ritual to be like, reborn as myself. (pause) …and I try to exercise regularly.

Question: You’ve been on two hugely popular drama series, ‘Six Feet Under’ and ‘Dexter’. What do you do to lighten the mood after days playing such serious characters?
Michael C. Hall: I usually just go home and take off all my clothes… and put hot candle wax over the whole body. And then I like burst out of it when it dries, and that’s sort of my ritual to be like, reborn as myself. (pause) …and I try to exercise regularly.